Phat Ass: Manuel Uribe Has A Sex Ramp
18 November 2008, 11:15 AM. By Daniel Mauser
Manuel Uribe, who is currently vying to set the world record for greatest weight loss, is finally married. And what does one do when married, but consummate that marriage in a slurpy, degenerate manner involving multiple mirrors and a small wooden spoon? Unfortunately, Manuel is still a bit too large to be able to perform as he’d like so his friends constructed a concrete-enforced ramp to lift his lower body and provide his new bride, Claudia Solis, to wiggle his jiggly bits. Says Manuel:
“We have finally had sex and we are a true couple in the eyes of God. We feel like we are in heaven here on Earth.”
And now in our eyes too, Manuel. Where the image of two fava beans wedged between a pair of ham hocks has become entrenched forever.
God, we’re hungry.
FATTY’S RAMPY PUMPY [Daily Star]
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well. thank you for sharing.
TMI…..did not need to know this.
this is disgustingly hilarious!!
try to imagine them trying to fuck. it’s gross and funny.. probs a little akward too!
but wait i remember seeing the documentry about him on discovery or tcl and his bed is right infront of a big window. So has everybody watchd them become a true couple in the eyes of god?
that makes it even more funny. lalala you’re all passing by, just out of curiosty you glance in the window.. and bow chika bow wow! oh the horror… my eyes, my eyes!
The visual I am getting will haunt me forever.
You don’t have to be morbidly obese to enjoy a sex ramp.
That’s all I know.
Most couples register for stuff at Target. And yet, those two managed to get a concrete-enforced “Liberator.”
Good for them, yo les hecho porras! They’re entitled to have sex, and not just because they’re married. I hope they keep at it!
¿Por ké sale este güey en toda las fotos sin camisa?