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Happy Birthday! Alex Alvarez Is The Princesa Of Our Hearts.

Hey everyone, it’s Guanabee’s own Alex Alvarez’s birthday! Hopefully she’s too busy vacationing to check in and read this post, but she’ll be back on duty tomorrow when she can read all of your well wishes. If she were here now we’d totally have a swan fountain of champagne for her because she makes everyday at Guanabee like a hysterically inappropriate enchanted forest. So please join us in wishing her a great day and a really happy quinces plus nine.

feliz cumpleanos!

Posted by chana la chile | November 02, 2008

Happy Birthday, Alex!!

p.s: are those monas on top of the small cakes?

Posted by silvia | November 02, 2008

Happy birthday, Alex…you woman with a man’s name, you.

Btw, what kind of wood does one find in an inappropriate enchanted forest?

Posted by escobar | November 02, 2008

Woot! 24 is the new 30. When are you getting your own book deal?

Posted by Bosrican | November 02, 2008

Happy Birthday, Alex! I dig the idea of a swan fountain but instead of champagne, I say we let the PBR flow!

Posted by Latin_Princess | November 02, 2008

Thank you, all… five of you. This is like the quinces I never had / wanted.

Posted by ...dijo Alex | November 03, 2008

Happy Birthday, Alex! Make me #7. Hope you had a very nice vacay.

Posted by La Cindy | November 03, 2008

Coño! Sorry I’m late.

Apio verde to ju!

Posted by JaimeX | November 03, 2008

Alejandrita,

Happy Birthday. You are the princess of our hearts here at GB!

Posted by Daniel Mauser | November 03, 2008

Happy berfday! You are special and smart.

Posted by Fredo | November 03, 2008

Cumple Años Feliz.. Cumple Años Feliz..
Que los cumplas, que los cumplas
Que los Cumplas FELIZ!!! cha cha cha!

Posted by la roncha | November 03, 2008

Happy Birthday Alex! You share this day with the likes of Marie Antoinette, David Schwimmer, Avy Scott, Pat Buchanan, and the maiden flight of the Spruce Goose!… Congratulations!!!

Posted by Jeebus | November 03, 2008