Republicans Blame Abortion For Persistance of Illegal Labor, Citing Shrinking American Labor Pool
21 November 2008, 6:00 PM. By Camilla Rowan
Hey all you liberal sluts! The Republican party of Missouri would like you to stop having fifty abortions a day, o.k.? According to a new report authored by said Republicans, abortions are to blame for America’s dependence on illegal laborers. The panel’s chairman, Rep. Edgar G.H. Emery explained;
“We hear a lot of arguments today that the reason that we can’t get serious about our borders is that we are desperate for all these workers…you don’t have to think too long. If you kill 44 million of your potential workers, it’s not too surprising we would be desperate for workers.”
Honestly, we think Emery deserves applause. It takes balls, and maybe a hearty dose of crazy pills to mash immigrants and abortion into one salacious blame-target. Yes of course it’s abortion that’s making us dependent on migrant labor! It’s not the fact that living in a privileged nation makes people less willing to take on manual labor. It’s not the fact that said employers pay so badly that only those with no other options would accept those working terms. And if we really had such a tiny labor pool, we would never hear anyone complain about being out of work. Anyone at Lehman Brothers want to comment? O.k. bad example, but just saying- we’re not going to pretend we know how to solve America’s economic problems, but we can recognize xenophobic bullshit when we see it. Anyways we have to stop now because this story is making us feel crazy. You want to blame abortion for illegal immigration? Well we’re gonna blame cookies for making the sun rise. HOW YOU LIKE ME NOW?
Mo. Panel’s Report Links Immigration To Abortion [Washington Post]
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You do have to hand it to the guy for tying the two together. That, in and of itself, is quite a feat.
I’ve always said that babies can start working from the moment of birth(paperweights, doorstops etc).
That pic of a beautiful baby in develpment is gross.
You know what irks me? The fact that a lot of those particular types of elected officials are always complaing about the “illegals” having too many babies and then in the next breath complain about abortion. WTF? They obviously value certain fetuses over others.
You know what Pete Sessions told the Dallas county hospital when it asked for more money?
He said, “Why don’t you stop the illegals from having babies? Then you wouldn’t need the funds!”
So I say, fuck Emery, fuck Sessions and fuck every other person who is hypocritical and places value on certain types of fetuses.
Just for that I’m having 12 brown babies.
/Rant
whereas I am pro-abortion and think everyone should have one just to take advantage of their rights :D
Myself, I’ll have three, please!