“The Bachelor’s” Mary Delgado Goes To Jail

“The Bachelor” season six winner (?), Mary Delgado, has been arrested for being a drunk, disorderly, awesome mess. Delgado was spending a quiet evening at Lorina’s Cantina in Del Rio, Texas, possibly discussing string theory or somesuch, when bar owners decided to throw her out. Delgado refused to leave, saying it was her “constitutional right” to stay as long as she wanted.

Cops were called and took a disgruntled Miss Delgado into their squad car, whereupon she proceeded to kick out their car radio. This is what transpires, pigs, when you choose to mess with someone constitutional right to cry into various empty glasses that once held frozen mango margarita.

Delgado was eventually released from Val Verde County Correctional Facility when her fiance, her fiance, Byron “The Bachelor” Velvick, bailed her out. Delgado was formerly charged with with having punched him in the face sometime last year.

Jealous?

Let’s try to get over our envy and come up with some way to keep Mary in the news so that she won’t have to stoop to being arrested outside of cantinas in Del Rio, Texas. We think she could write a memoir, perhaps:

From De Bachelor to Del Rio: The Mary Delgado Story

Cute, right? Or how about a new reality series! Yeah, that could be fun. It could have lots of cops out, arresting people and violating their constitutional rights. Those cops! But what would such a series be called? Hmm…

Cops: “Bachelor” Gal Fought Squad Car, Lost