The Cheetah Girls Will No Longer Perform At The Thanksgiving Day Parade Thanks To Adrienne Bailon’s Ass

The Cheetah Girls, the unfortunately-named band of which Adrienne Bailon is a member, will no longer perform at this year’s Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade. Probably because event organizers did not appreciate Adrienne’s recent photographs of her ass. No matter how much class sepia tones add to an ass. Says a representative for Macy’s:

“Performer confirmations are always fluid and subject to change for any live event. The Cheetah Girls were scheduled to appear in Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade, but due to scheduling issues they could not make it.”

FOX reports that the group has performances the day before and after the parade, but not on the parade day itself. Wow. They have performances? Like. Multiple ones? Attended by people?

Filling in for the girls will be totally controversy-free starlet Miley Cyrus, a small boy named David Archuleta and a packet of cheese called “The Clique Girlz.”

Not Family Friendly? Cheetah Girls Out of the Thanksgiving Day Parade [FOX News]
Earlier: Adrienne Bailon Booty Pictures Make Her The Next Vanessa Hudgens