The Most Important Election That Ever Was
4 November 2008, 3:45 PM. By Alex Alvarez
It’s an important day in history, kittens. Today we find out who gets to claim the title of most popular ice cream flavor at Baskin-Robbins: Is it John McCain’s “Straight Talk Crunch,” an ice cream patently offensive to mute, gay, toothless Americans? Or perhaps Barack Obama’s, “Whirl of Change” - oxidized pennies nestled in velvety fudge? It seems more Americans enjoy Barack’s flavor. We, being lactose intolerant, feel slighted and will continue to consume Rum Paul Tofu Yummo’s with reckless abandon. Mmm, it’s a revolution of YUM!
In case you were wondering, the “Straight Talk Crunch” is comprised of “caramel ribbon, chocolate pieces, candy red states and crunchy mixed nuts swirled into White Chocolate ice cream.” The nuts are kind of withered.
The “Whirl of Change” is made with “Peanut-Nougat ice cream whirled with chunks of of chocolate-covered peanut brittle and a caramel ribbon.” If you make under -$250,000- $200,000 a year, you don’t have to pay for its special arugula-risotto topping.
Flavor Debate ‘08! [Baskin-Robbins via]
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YES! My favorite is Rum Paul Tofu Yummo as well. I even wrote it in when I went to vote.
shhuuuuddder…. those red state bits look like something lodged in mccain’s colon