Heyyyyyy guys. Hoooowww’s it going? Did anyone else get into an argument with their Grandpa over the dubious merits of a free market economy and then drown their frustration in a heady mix of stuffing and wine? No? Well come to our house next year. Anyhoo, for those of us who are feeling the physical effects of several poor choices, we’ve compiled some random thanksgiving-themed videos to entertain you while you recover. You’ll laugh, you’ll cry, you’ll doze off in the middle of it and startle awake a few minutes later, threads of drool hanging between your face and the keyboard.

The Amazing Sal-Monella! Technically it’s a chicken corpse, not a turkey corpse…but whatever! It dances, it prances, it celebrates all that Americans have to be proud of (stupid internet humor and KFC).

To make you feel better about yourself, we present: the saddest thanksgiving ever! Yes, “virtual webkinz thanksgiving dinner” is a phrase we never knew could exist, but it does, and we have wept several long minutes over this clip.

Foster’s home for imaginary friends get’s rickrolled during this years Macy’s Thanksgiving Day parade in New York. Further proving our “anything can be rickrolled” theory. Next up? The space-time continuum gets rickrolled.

Drink some water, get some rest, and we’ll see you sober on Monday.