Argentine model Valeria Mazza and her husband, Mr. Valeria, are currently being investigated on suspicion of cheating on their taxes and laundering money. Reports Machochip, breathlessly:

According to the Argentinean IRS, the couple owe over 1.6 million Euros to the government for a combination of unpaid taxes and shady dealings. Not only didn’t they pay the taxes, they hired six people to perform services they never did to launder money through.

1.6 million Euros? That at least seven trillion U.S. dollars! The couple were investigated after officials decided that their high-rolling lifestyle didn’t match their reported earnings. Which is why, when we lie to the IRS, we make sure to keep our million hidden beneath our bedbug-ridden mattress. Wink!

Former Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Model Valeria Mazza Will Probably Be The Prettiest Girl In Argentine Jail [Machochip]