When Victoria’s Secret isn’t busy manufacturing bras that give you heinous, weeping sores, they’re putting on very expensive fashion shows in sexy cities like Miami or Branson (kidding).

The lingerie company’s extravaganzapalooza down in Miami featured Usher, a full orchestra, a runway strewn with rose petals, and model Alessandra Ambrosio’s completely flat belly after giving birth approximately seventeen seconds ago. How does someone who can afford a personal trainer, private chef and top plastic surgeons manage to lose all that weight so quickly???

Also on hand were Adriana Lima, Heidi Klum, Karolina Kurkova, Selita Ebanks, Marisa Miller, Noemie Lenoir, and Miranda Kerr. Pictures of women dressed as warrior angels from Planet Nippletron, after the jump:

Selita Ebanks models our usual bedroom attire.

Run, Heidi, run!

Marisa Miller makes a pretty ostrich-lady.

Miranda Kerr made you a sweet mix CD.

Noemie Lenoir needs a little help keeping it together.

Karolina Kurkova helpfully demonstrates two of our pet peeves: figuring out what sort of facial expression to make whilst being publicly serenaded and belted lingerie.

Not even Adriana Lima is safe from a spontaneous Furby attack.

Alessandra Ambrosio has a chip on her shoulder. Specifically a Cool Ranch Dorito.

Victoria’s Secret has fashion show in Miami Beach