Video: Count Us Among Roberto Carlos’ “Un Millón De Amigos”

Music today is bullshit, right people? It’s not like the music we had back when we were young and people knew what was up. Whither the Captain Kangaroos and Zoobilee Zoos of today, we ask? There are non. Which is why, for quality music, we usually have to kick it old school. Really old school. Roberto-Carlos-in-a-velvet-suit-and-silky-ascot kind of old school.

For the uninitiated, Roberto Carlos is a Brazilian singer with a prosthetic leg and a prophetic vision: To have all people be happy and sexy together thanks to the power of music.

The video below, for the song “Un Millón de Amigos,” was made by running a dream down a rainbow and funneling it through a unicorn’s horn. Or by sitting on a stool in front of a green screen full of strange, completely unrelated images. Either way, it’s magical. Watch for yourself: