Video: Fat Ladies Get All The Good Men
5 November 2008, 4:40 PM. By Carlos Posas
Whatever, Big Guanababes. You get songs like “Baby Got Back,” “Fat Bottom Girls” and… whatever this song is… dedicated to you, while we only get hit on by pedophiles (True, disturbing story. It happened outside a Pollo Tropical in Miami) and gay men who mistake us for twinks. This man, Ecstasy, loves plus-size women. He loves them so much that he wants nothing more than to sing songs for them while dressed in slutty Native American garb. And looking super hot. See, Ecstasy is not only an accomplished singer and frequent guest on cable-access talk shows hosted by women with terrible perms. He’s also a male stripper! A poet and stripper, as per his lyrics.
God. Jealous. The only song we can ever relate to is “Witchy Woman.” Amazingly sexy video, after the jump:
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guanabee you should check out Big Haina’s by Manic Hispanic! Love it!
or just Manic Hispanic in general, well if you’re into punk. They are freakin Hi-larious!!
But do the plus-size ladies like guys who wear white pleather with matching fringe garters?