Video: LA Attorney Allison Margolin Will Clear You Of Your Dope Charges

Allison Margolin is a 28-year-old, Columbia (woo!) and Harvard-educated criminal defense lawyer based out of Los Angeles. She’s perhaps most famous her assurance that she will work to clear you of anything from “marijuana to murder.” Which we figure includes similarly alliterative charges like “masturbating on a moose” in the privacy of one’s own backyard, not hurting anyone at all.

Margolin, popularly known as “LA’s dopest lawyer” believes that the criminalization of drugs is, basically, the criminalization of thought. Hey. Did you ever notice how weird the word “criminal” sounds? Criminal. Cri. Mi. Nal. CRIMINAL. Haha.

Watch a video of Allison explaining druggy, lawish stuff while looking terifically relaxed and wonder along with us why it is that officials get rid of marijuana by seemingly burning large batches of it in public:

Allison Margolin [Official Blog]