Oprah Winfrey, great American that she is, voted early. After all, she has a live show to do and can’t be waiting in line for hours like some kind of apathetic loser. But despite Oprah’s patriotic forethought, there apparently was still much drama. It seems her vote for Barack Obama almost wasn’t cast because marking an X was a little too complicated for her. She was allowed to recast her ballot, in the end, thanks to the article in the Constitution that guarantees the right to celebrity do-overs. The entire tale, complete with ebonic snaps from Mrs. George Stephanopoulos, is retold in a video after the jump.

Oprah Opts For Early-Voting, Has Voting Booth Meltdown [Huffington Post]