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Here’s Michael Douglas passing out drunk on Catherine Zeta Jones’ boobs. Because why not? [L.A. Rag Mag]
Britney Spears’ younger son, JJ, was taken to the hospital over the weekend after suffering from a seizure. “Toxic” music is not suitable for children 4 and under. [The Sun]
Mariah Carey didn’t have intercourse with Nick Cannon until their wedding night. Probably because he doesn’t sparkle and vibrate while singing “Hello Kitty / I’m so pretty / Won’t you be my friend?” [Mirror]

Lindsay Lohan says she is not a lesbian. Lesbians everywhere breath a sigh of relief. [P6]
Meredith Viera obliviously asked a divorced / separated Matt Lauer when he got married. Awko taco! [Gawker]