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A guy in Florida committed suicide live via webcam. Instead of slowly and over many years of working online. [Valleywag]
Pete and Ashlee Wentz had their child last night and have reportedly decided to name their womb-troll “Bronx Mowgli Wentz.” We highly suspect this is a lie. [People]
Hugh Jackman says that rumors about his sexuality make his wife angry. But not as angry as when he makes her wear a Mel Gibson mask during sex. [Digital Spy]

Michael Jackson is a “secret Muslim.” A secret Muslim white woman. [The Sun]
Former “Girl Next Door” Holly Madison has taken to wearing less makeup now that she’s broken up with Hugh Hefner and dating Criss Angel, who wears enough makeup for seven and a half people. [Life & Style]
Obama’s cabinet picks show a lot of diversity. But not a single blind transgendered cloistered monk? How embarrassing for him. [CNN]