Watchando: Is Tired Of Rumors Starting, Is Sick Of Being Followed

Lindsay Lohan may or many not have fallen off the wagon and into a glass of vodka while having her tragus diddled by Sam Ronson’s tongue.
Speaking of burning plastic, Lindsay Lohan’s doll is on sale, probably because 1) no one wants to play with Lindsay and 2) the doll no longer even remotely resembles the once-popular star. [KB Toys]
Batman’s writer says the comic book character will be killed off after almost 70 years of snarling in the shadows dressed like a small mammal. Kablooey! [Telegraph]

Here’s a 30 second leak for Britney’s Spears new video for “Circus.” Writing “30 second leak” and “Britney” in the same sentence just made us lose half our morning M&ms.
There’s going to be an episode of “Law & Order” inspired by Heath Ledger’s death. This is almost as exciting as that other time we got super excited by something incredibly tacky! [P6]