Watchando: Thinks Britney Spears Is A Turkey, But One With Great Relish For What She Does

While you were pretending you like your family, audience members in Germany were pretending to enjoy Britney Spears’ “Bambi Awards” performance.
Kim Cattrall is airing out her boobs to recreate Titian’s “Diana and Actaeon” in order to raise money to keep that artist’s works on display. Ironic. [The Mirror]
President Bush pardoned two turkeys yesterday and their names were not “Dick” or “Alberto.” [The White House]

Carson Daly is going to become a father. In related news, Carson Daly is not a virgin. [The Insider]
The Beckhams and the Cruises all hung out and not one person short-circuited. [Daily Mail]