La Pequeña Leonardo Farkas is somehow less exciting than all her previous incarnations.
A man waving two samurai swords was shot at the Scientology center in Los Angeles. And now you don’t have to feel tempted to rent The Last Samurai. [AP]
The Catholic Church has officially forgiven John Lennon for saying the Beatles are more popular than Jesus. John Lennon responded with, “Guys, I’m dead.” [Times]
Former porn star Jenna Jameson is selling some tacky couch on eBay for $9,500. That’s because it’s already been signed. Multiple times. Dig? [eBay]
Amy Winehouse has declared that her marriage with her stale roach of a husband is over, citing the fact that the relationship was built solely on sex. And being incredibly high at all times. [NOTW]
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