TuesdayNovember182008

Watchando: Kissed A Girl And Didn't Much Care For It Due To That Girl's Halitosis

…Was that mean?

  • Tyra Banks is giving former “America’s Top Model” contestant Isis the sex change she could never afford. Watch her new vagina features Tyra’s likeness and a pullstring that allows it so say, “Smile with your eyes… Smile with your eyes…”
  • Katy Perry’s annoying fauxmosexual anthem “I Kissed a Girl” is apparently about Scarlett Johansson. And not about Katy Perry’s reflection, as we previously thought. [FOX News]
  • Ashlee Simpson’s baby is still firmly within her womb because even it cannot stand the thought of being seen publicly with Pete Wentz. [People]
  • Surprise! Jessica Alba is mean. [Perez Hilton]
  • Paris Hilton aparently hooked up with her ex, Stavros Niarchos, while the two were in Miami. Which is where these sorts of things tend to happen. [NY Daily News]

Comments

What Isis doesn’t know is that Tyra owns her vag now. Isis could be sleeping soundly when she receives a call in the middle of the night from Tyra “You need to get up and bring that p*ssy, some mustard and three cinnamon raisin bagels over to my place now!”. Trust.

Also forgive my brief threadjack but I will be having a xmas party dec 20th, so if any editors or commenters are down in the phoenix are around then let me know and you can come too.

Guanabee that is so something that i would say! it wasn’t mean at all. Or is it that i hang out here too much and the stupid shit that I say ya se les esta pegando!

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