Watchando: Kissed A Girl And Didn't Much Care For It Due To That Girl's Halitosis
…Was that mean?
- Tyra Banks is giving former “America’s Top Model” contestant Isis the sex change she could never afford. Watch her new vagina features Tyra’s likeness and a pullstring that allows it so say, “Smile with your eyes… Smile with your eyes…”
- Katy Perry’s annoying fauxmosexual anthem “I Kissed a Girl” is apparently about Scarlett Johansson. And not about Katy Perry’s reflection, as we previously thought. [FOX News]
- Ashlee Simpson’s baby is still firmly within her womb because even it cannot stand the thought of being seen publicly with Pete Wentz. [People]
- Surprise! Jessica Alba is mean. [Perez Hilton]
- Paris Hilton aparently hooked up with her ex, Stavros Niarchos, while the two were in Miami. Which is where these sorts of things tend to happen. [NY Daily News]
What Isis doesn’t know is that Tyra owns her vag now. Isis could be sleeping soundly when she receives a call in the middle of the night from Tyra “You need to get up and bring that p*ssy, some mustard and three cinnamon raisin bagels over to my place now!”. Trust.
Also forgive my brief threadjack but I will be having a xmas party dec 20th, so if any editors or commenters are down in the phoenix are around then let me know and you can come too.
Posted by Fredo | November 18, 2008
Guanabee that is so something that i would say! it wasn’t mean at all. Or is it that i hang out here too much and the stupid shit that I say ya se les esta pegando!
Posted by la roncha | November 18, 2008