Watchando: Kissed A Girl And Didn’t Much Care For It Due To That Girl’s Halitosis

18 November 2008, 10:30 AM. By Alex Alvarez

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…Was that mean?

  • Tyra Banks is giving former “America’s Top Model” contestant Isis the sex change she could never afford. Watch her new vagina features Tyra’s likeness and a pullstring that allows it so say, “Smile with your eyes… Smile with your eyes…”
  • Katy Perry’s annoying fauxmosexual anthem “I Kissed a Girl” is apparently about Scarlett Johansson. And not about Katy Perry’s reflection, as we previously thought. [FOX News]
  • Ashlee Simpson’s baby is still firmly within her womb because even it cannot stand the thought of being seen publicly with Pete Wentz. [People]

  • Surprise! Jessica Alba is mean. [Perez Hilton]
  • Paris Hilton aparently hooked up with her ex, Stavros Niarchos, while the two were in Miami. Which is where these sorts of things tend to happen. [NY Daily News]

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  1. Fredo
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    Fredo wrote

    What Isis doesn’t know is that Tyra owns her vag now. Isis could be sleeping soundly when she receives a call in the middle of the night from Tyra “You need to get up and bring that p*ssy, some mustard and three cinnamon raisin bagels over to my place now!”. Trust.

    Also forgive my brief threadjack but I will be having a xmas party dec 20th, so if any editors or commenters are down in the phoenix are around then let me know and you can come too.

  2. (+1)
    la roncha wrote

    Guanabee that is so something that i would say! it wasn’t mean at all. Or is it that i hang out here too much and the stupid shit that I say ya se les esta pegando!

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