This just in: teenagers document their anorexia and bulemia on video and post it to the internet. Happy Thanksgiving, everybody! No but, really, Thanksgiving weekend is a good time to thank God you were born into a Latin family where it’s okay, in fact expected, to have a big, fat ass. If you or anyone you love suffers from this disease, give them a big, Latin hug and then pass them a turkey drumstick stat.

The girl in the above pic called, “Karen” (not her real name), started out at 110 lbs and plans to reach 98 lbs—her ideal weight. (Uh, for an 11 year-old, maybe.) Listen, Karen. These videos you shot, are more dull than watching GM ask congress for 8 billion dollars. Seriously, we couldn’t even make it past the first thirty seconds of you pinching yourself in a bikini before we were switching the channel looking for porn. Imagine how your friends must feel. Or guys. If any even talk to you. Look, if you really want to be hot, eat 1200 calories a day and exercise reasonably. (ie, Not everyday for four hours at a time.) Then get some interests outside of your own navel. We recommend listening to music. Not only does it give you something to talk about with boys, but it can drown out the psychotic voices in your head. Because that’s what they are, Karen. Insane. Don’t take our word for it. Watch your own mindnumbingly boring videos that we edited together below. And then get help because you do have an eating disorder.

Teen Documents Her Starvation on Video [Mom Logic]