Yeah, You Could: Meet Your New President, America

4 November 2008, 11:15 PM. By Carlos Posas

. 11 Comments

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This isn’t a tear in our “Americano,” people. We’re just joyfully vomiting from our eyes, given our body stopped producing tears around 2000. Meet the new President of the United States of America: Barack Obama.

With 220 electoral votes, adding communist strongholds like California (55), Washington (11) Hawaii (5) and Oregon (7) will give you one (1) brand new President.

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  1. (+1)
    denise wrote

    I never thought that I would be this young to see this. I’m still crying.

    I can’t believe it. I hope my hope doesn’t get crushed.

  2. (+1)
    Carmen wrote

    Congratulations, Mr. President-elect. Take these 4 years and make all of us who voted for you proud.

    xo c

  3. (+1)
    escobar wrote

    This is a beautiful day.

    I don’t even have anything snarky to say, I’m so happy.

  4. (+1)
    lashygirl wrote

    I can’t stop crying. i have felt like a second class citizen so many times in my life. I can’t believe that someone who looks sorta like me is now our president.

    Blessings to you President elect. Thank you for having the courage to lead.

  5. (+1)
    silviaS wrote

    wow. I cannot believe it. I really hope the country gets better from now on.

  6. Camilla Rowan
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    camilla wrote

    This whole thing is ridiculously beautiful. you dont even know what it took me to keep from writing in all caps. LOVE!!!!!!!!

  7. (+1)
    Jonathan wrote

    I didn’t vote for him, but I congratulate him. I also congratulate the United States on reaching another incredible milestone in our nation’s history. I am still proud to be an American today and look forward to a new era in our nation’s politics. Prove me wrong, Barry. Please prove me wrong.

  8. (+1)
    gogetthekitty wrote

    FOOD STAMPS FOR ALL BLACKS

  9. (+1)
    Populista wrote

    gogetthekitty, you are an asshole. Go back to school or something.

  10. (+1)
    Jonathan wrote

    gogetthekitty isn’t completely wrong… at least according to this lady: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L6ikOxi9yYk

  11. (+1)
    La Chismolera wrote

    Food stamps for gogetthekitty. He probably isn’t smart enough to hold a job.

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