¿Que Clase De Mierda Es Esto?: Paris Hilton Promotes Spanish Networking Site “Keteke” In Madrid

Paris Hilton suppressed an outbreak (of loveliness!!!) long enough to attend a promotional event for “Keteke.com” a new Spanish social networking site that assumes anyone wants to socialize with the Spanish.

The network, created by Movistar, connects people through internet, TV and cell phones - any means, really, that does not require people to actually meet with one another.

Paris arrived at the event, held at the Hotel Palace in Madrid, dressed like a shroom-induced nightmare and wearing what appears to be a Bumpit!

Well. We hope it’s a Bumpit!, at any rate.

A closer look at the bumpage, after the jump:

Paris Hilton Gets Social in Madrid [Celebuzz]