Adventures In Text Messaging: Elizabeth “Lizzy” Frisinger Wants Her Dad To Know She Lost Her Virginity
11 December 2008, 1:50 PM. By Guanabee Staff
Elizabeth “Lizzy” Frisinger of Cleveland, Ohio, 18, recently went on a class trip where she happened to lose her virginity. Oh, yeah, there was a beach involved (cliché). After her romp was over, she immediately did what any teenager in this generation would do: She texted her friend to giddily inform her she had “done it.” But Elizabeth “Lizzy” Frisinger made one fatal mistake: She had accidentally texted her dad. And if that wasn’t embarrassing enough, her fellow classmates leaked pictures of the text and of Elizabeth onto the internet. And that’s where we come in. Since Elizabeth “Lizzy” Frisinger (if that’s her real name) so badly wants the world and her family to know that she lost her virginity and it was “grrrrr8t,” then it’s our obligation to help her get that message out. Picture of the ambiguously worded text below:
Granted, “Just had 1st time on beach! Gr8t! Wish u were here!” could mean anything. Maybe she smoked her first bowl or just won her first game of Monopoly. Maybe she just built her first sand castle and it was gr8t. Maybe Elizabeth “Lizzy” Frisinger just committed her first murder and she wanted to share the adrenaline rush with her bff. Ok, so no, we know she lost her virginity. But isn’t it cool how amazingly calm her dad was about it?
Meet Elizabeth Frisinger: She lost her virginity and accidentally texted her dad [The Inquisitr]
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I would have shit my pants if that happened to me.
She got her dad’s credit card? If this was my mom, all she would’ve gotten was a good chingazo.
So my relentless fingering in the car during that family trip to Carlsbad Caverns didn’t count, Lizzy? :( whatevs u suck
(damn, the moment’s passed)
And is Dad like your confidant, now? I only talk with him about money and how Obama’s not a natural-born citizen. I have to say, I’m a little jealous.
So my relentless fingering in the car during that family trip to Carlsbad Caverns didn’t count, Lizzy? :( whatevs u suck
(damn, the moment’s passed)
And is Dad like your confidant, now? I only talk with him about money and how Obama’s not a natural-born citizen. I have to say, I’m a little jealous.
Coño! I told her to keep it to herself and she goes and texts her dad about it! Que pendeja. This is the last time I have anonymous sex on the beach with some gringa. And she also lied when she told me she was 21! WTF?
Where the hell were these types of class trips when I was in high school? And what did she mean by “Wish U were here!”? Menage?
Maybe she wanted someone there so she could have flickrd it.
“wish you were here?” to videotape, watch or join… I think it was her first time getting romp roasted on the beach and getting sand in her kooter not losing her virginity..
I’m a teacher — so glad I wasn’t chaperoning that trip.
“btw, he’s way darker than Obama. Like, I can barely walk! ;-) YES WE DID! lol i rawk.”
she really meant:
Oh my god today it was my frirst bath in the ocean it was great. Wish you were here dad.