Comments on: Adventures In Text Messaging: Elizabeth “Lizzy” Frisinger Wants Her Dad To Know She Lost Her Virginity

By: john q

john q — Tue, 06 Jan 2009 05:05:34 +0000

she really meant:

Oh my god today it was my frirst bath in the ocean it was great. Wish you were here dad.

By: That dumb girl from the story

That dumb girl from the story — Fri, 12 Dec 2008 04:48:00 +0000

“btw, he’s way darker than Obama. Like, I can barely walk! ;-) YES WE DID! lol i rawk.”

By: encantada

encantada — Fri, 12 Dec 2008 03:43:34 +0000

I’m a teacher — so glad I wasn’t chaperoning that trip.

By: PincheGringa

PincheGringa — Fri, 12 Dec 2008 02:21:36 +0000

“wish you were here?” to videotape, watch or join… I think it was her first time getting romp roasted on the beach and getting sand in her kooter not losing her virginity..

By: Fredo

Fredo — Fri, 12 Dec 2008 02:18:35 +0000

Maybe she wanted someone there so she could have flickrd it.

By: Pachanga

Pachanga — Fri, 12 Dec 2008 01:17:35 +0000

Where the hell were these types of class trips when I was in high school? And what did she mean by “Wish U were here!”? Menage?

By: JaimeX

JaimeX — Fri, 12 Dec 2008 01:17:07 +0000

Coño! I told her to keep it to herself and she goes and texts her dad about it! Que pendeja. This is the last time I have anonymous sex on the beach with some gringa. And she also lied when she told me she was 21! WTF?

By: Lizzy's bro

Lizzy's bro — Fri, 12 Dec 2008 01:04:46 +0000

So my relentless fingering in the car during that family trip to Carlsbad Caverns didn’t count, Lizzy? :( whatevs u suck

(damn, the moment’s passed)

And is Dad like your confidant, now? I only talk with him about money and how Obama’s not a natural-born citizen. I have to say, I’m a little jealous.

By: Lizzy's bro

Lizzy's bro — Fri, 12 Dec 2008 01:04:46 +0000

So my relentless fingering in the car during that family trip to Carlsbad Caverns didn’t count, Lizzy? :( whatevs u suck

(damn, the moment’s passed)

And is Dad like your confidant, now? I only talk with him about money and how Obama’s not a natural-born citizen. I have to say, I’m a little jealous.

By: Mona Lopez

Mona Lopez — Fri, 12 Dec 2008 00:46:57 +0000

She got her dad’s credit card? If this was my mom, all she would’ve gotten was a good chingazo.

By: denise

denise — Fri, 12 Dec 2008 00:34:32 +0000

I would have shit my pants if that happened to me.