Alex Rodriguez And Madonna Take Their Sketchiness To Mexico City

Alex Rodriguez and Madonna have taken their mangled, gnarled, misshapen love to the streets of Mexico City. Madonna was in Mexico’s capital this past weekend to perform two concerts for her “Sticky & Sweet” tour, whereas her Rod was in town for the inauguration of a new sports complex. The “I Cheat On My Wife With Old Married Ladies” complex? Que complejo mas complicado:

When asked what he thought about being in the capital city the same time as his rumored paramour, the baseball star would only say it was “very good,” the Associated Press reports.

He probably didn’t even understand the question.

You might recall that Alex and Madonna recently spent time together in Miami. It was here that the two had what it being called their official “coming out,” a period well-known to glistening, muscle-bound couples with rippling three inch-long clitorises the world over. During her Miami concert, Alex was seen passing Madonna a bottle of water. Which confirms — more so than sketchy divorces and illicit rendezvous — the fact that these two are scissoring like mad.

Madonna & A-Rod Head to Mexico City [People]