Alex Rodriguez Is Joining Madonna In Brazil

Now that they’re wrapping up their mission to utterly gross out all of Mexico City, Madonna and A-Rod are planning to travel together to Brazil, where Madonna is set to perform in 11 days. She also has plans to meet with Brazil’s president, Luiz Inácio Lula da Silva. Barring any further spontaneous facial mutations on her part, of course.

Madonna’s assistant, that poor soul, has apparently filed for visas for both Madonna and her latest Rod at the Brazilian Consulate in New York.

Madonna is scheduled to perform sweetly and stickily in Rio on December 14th and 15th as well as in São Paulo on December 18th, 20th, and 21st. Tickets are still available, so if you’re in Brazil and have terrible taste, there’s still time to get some.

Have a great time, you crazy kids!

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