All The “Single Ladies” Wish They Could Move Like Little Arianna

The future of Latinas is intact if this video featuring the chiquita pero picosa Arianna, (she introduces herself in the original video and rolls her r’s just loverly), is any indication. Though it doesn’t seem she mastered the art of walking very long ago, Arianna has no problem emulating Beyonce’s every dance move from the “Single Ladies” video we’ve been hearing so much about. And while that’s disturbing, it’s also deeply, deeply satisfying.

If you think she’s impressive now, you should see the way she mastered “Lean wit it, Rock wit it,” back in the day. You know, when she was a fetus. Check out the side-by-side video of Arianna and Beyonce below, and someone please write a new gay/diva anthem for 2009. K? Thanks. Bi!