Beyond The Barrio: Video Of Charging Rhino Zoo Drill In Japan Makes Imminent Death Look Kind Of Cute

A zoo in Japan has come up with what is probably the most fun way to prepare for a charging rhino attack. Two men dressed in what appears to be an enormous papier-mâché rhinoceros costume charge at a fairly leisurely pace while men and women poke them, throw buckets, writhe on the floor and, perhaps most effectively, shoot at them with a tranquilizer gun. You’d think they would have gone with that first.

This is precisely how we would react during a chupacabra attack. We can only hope that this exact same music will be playing when that eventually happens. Check it out: