Bristol Palin Gives Birth To A Boy Named Tripp Easton Mitchell Johnston. Really.
29 December 2008, 9:35 PM. By Alex Alvarez
Bristol Palin, 18, has given birth to a 7 pound, 4 ounce baby boy named… Tripp Easton Mitchell Johnston. She and baby-daddy Levi Johnston probably fell asleep on a keyboard during a post-coital, Schlitz-induced blackout and carefully copied down the resulting letters.
Bristol is currently finishing up her high school courses online while her fiancé is training to be an electrician.
Welcome to the world, Tripp. Your ass never stood a chance.
It’s a Boy: Sarah Palin’s Daughter Bristol Gives Birth [WSJ]
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