“Dora the Explorer” Saves El Dia De Los Reyes From Swiper The Fox

Premiering January 6th, Nickelodeon has produced a special holiday episode of its hit show “Dora the Explorer,” in which Dora saves Three Kings Day from “Swiper the Dick of a Fox.”

The episode will feature such classic Mexican traditions as:

1. A kid named Diego.
2. A talking monkey that doesn’t speak Spanish fluently but is learning.
3. A party.

The plot sounds terribly exciting:

In “Dora Saves Three Kings Day,” Dora, Diego and Boots are at cousin Diego’s rescue center dressed up as kings for the Three Kings Day party at Dora’s house. They’ll ride on a horse, camel and an elephant to carry the presents, treats and special Three Kings cake to the party. The trio is ready to go when Swiper accidentally scares the animals away. There can’t be a Three Kings Day party without the animals and treats!

Way to promote the true meaning of the Epiphany. Which is presents.

Throughout the episode Dora will be helped by her friends Najim (from Egypt) and Nelly (from Mexico). Ahmed from Arabia and Asa from Judea have sadly been nixed.

“Dora the Explorer,” for those who don’t keep up with such things, is the most popular preschool show on all commercial television. She has previously been mentioned on Guanabee due to her questionable legal documents. We would like to take the time to point out that “tdog’s” comment on that post alleging that it had been written by “some Mexican with a ged [who] wants to look cool by critiquing superior American humor” is completely false. Contributing Editor Anastasia Hinojosa had, in fact, not yet been hired.

Dora the Explorer Celebrates a Traditional Hispanic Holiday in ‘Dora Saves Three Kings Day’ [CNN Money]
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