Eyelid Advertising By Feelunique.com Is The Coolest Thing Since Airbrushed Acrylics

If you’re keeping your eyes open for an easy way to make some cash during this recession, you’re going about it all wrong. A company called “Feel Unique” is offering 10 pence (What is that, like, 100 million U.S. dollars now?) per wink if you wear their company’s logo on your eyelid. Explains a company spokesperson:

“We all take notice when we’re being winked at so what better way to advertise feelunique.com than on people’s eyelids. It’s a genuine marketing first, which encourages people to spread a feel-good winking moment and earn some much-needed extra income in the process.”

You can email the company via their website for more information on how to earn some money by acting like that creepy girl in that one scene in Indiana Jones. Remember that? Models will only be able to receive a maximum of one hundred pounds — or around 150 dollars — for their winkage.

This is almost as wonderful an idea as the camouflage eyeshadow sticker we’re asking Santa for this year.

It’s like pure sex, transformed into a thin slip of paper and then crusting up all over your face. Mmm. Sexcrust.

WORLD’S FIRST EYELID ADVERTS: PAY PER WINK [FeelUnique]
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