Feliz Cumpleaños, Adolf Hitler Campbell! There’s A Cake With Your Name On It… Somewhere.

This adorable little racist, Adolf Hitler Campbell, turned 3 on Sunday amidst controversy surrounding his birthday cake. ShopRite, a totally unequal opportunity source of cakes, refused to make Adolf a birthday cake with the words “Happy Birthday Adolf Hitler”. The supermarket called the request “inappropriate.” To which Adolf Hilter’s mother replied, “That’s sad.” Seriously. She thinks it’s sad that a supermarket refused to inscribe a cake with “Happy Birthday Adolf Hitler.” ShopRite maintained they were willing to make them a cake, just not put that specific message on it. The mother, however, does not find it the least bit sad that she named her kid after a liar (he said he wouldn’t get married and then did), racist (that whole Holocaust thing), homophobe (gays were killed during the Holocaust, too), and coke addict (yes, he did drugs).

A.H.’s parents, Heath and Deborah, also have children named JoyceLynn Aryan Nation Campbell and Honszlynn Hinler Jeannie Campbell. They will totally date Jewish, Black gay people. Trust.

We here at Guanabee have warned you about naming your kids after Adolf Hitler or other popular politicians. And we just now noticed the comment from Adolf Hitler Campbell himself. Glad to know he reads a Latina-oriented blog!

As far as the cake controversy goes, isn’t it sadder that the parents couldn’t just request a cake that said “Happy Birthday Adolf” instead of insisting on including the Hitler part? Is he really going to use his first and middle name in general conversation? It sounds more like the parents are interested in creating controversy rather than giving their kid a birthday cake. Or, you know. A normal life.

Holland Township family angry that supermarket won’t personalize cake for their son [Lehigh Valley Live]