Guanabee Commenter Shout-Out: LEAVE NOELIA ALONE!11!!!!

It’s almost Christmas! This time next week, we will be coming out from under a coquito-induced blackout, far away from our laptop and the our FUCKING ANNOYING NEIGHBORS WHO HAVE BEEN PLAYING TECHNO ALL AFTERNOON.

But, until then, we’ll have to be content with getting really drunk in the snow (Mark is back in town!) and being really nice to people because, as internet commenters and suburbanites who are really into, like, Eastern stuff know well: Karma is totally like a bitch!

Especially when you’re saying mean things about F-list singers with sex tapes. Tell us, PRECIOSA:

Re: Noelia Sex Tape, Part 7,862: We Can’t Escape This Chocha

JUST LIVE NOELIA ALONE SHE IS A HUMAN TOO OK. JUST BECAUSE SHE IS AN ARTIST PEOPLE JUST WANNA GOSSIP DON’T DO BAD THINGS IF YOU DON’T WANT PEOPLE TO DO BAD STUFF TO YOU.

We’re also an artist! We just paint with words instead of with our chocha. Usually.

That’s all the wurdz we can queef out this week. Have a wonderful weekend, turds!