Guanabee Commenter Shout-Out: Pachanga Time, Everyone

Oh, God, Friday. We thought you’d never come. We were starting to get a cramp and everything.

This week, we learned about holy sheets, holiday survival, gaybies, and the cinematic masterpiece that is TROPIC THUNDER.

Luckily, our friend Pachanga was on hand to keep everything in perspective:

Re: Adventures In Text Messaging: Elizabeth “Lizzy” Frisinger Wants Her Dad To Know She Lost Her Virginity

Where the hell were these types of class trips when I was in high school? And what did she mean by “Wish U were here!”? Menage?

Re: Nom Nom: Churros

Lick it and pass it.

Re: Watchando: Thinks Jennifer Aniston Forgot Something

Let Cruise have all the Golden Globes and Teen Choice Awards he wants. He’ll never win an Oscar, unless he ever decides to play a serial killing lesbian in Florida, a blind piano player or a sex object of Billy Bob Thornton or something of that nature.

And that’s how we’ll leave you, everyone. With thoughts of Tom Cruise’s sugarplums dancing in your head.