Guanabee Presents: 5 Most Epic Quinces Fails
5 December 2008, 1:40 PM. By Alex Alvarez
Ah, the Quinces party. A pivotal time for any young Latina who finds herself reminded by leering uncles that she’s on the cusp of womanhood. They can be a lot of fun (we’ve heard), but they are also a time of stress and worry. There’s so much at stake! What if one’s heavily lacquered salon hair ends up resembling a sad pineapple? What if the bubble machine malfunctions, spewing frothy streams of white liquid onto your Tia Coni while her husband sighs and says, “It’s not the first time that happens.” Or what if your dress catches on fire because you thought it would be charming to carry flaming drinks around on a silver tray?
Think it can’t happen? Think again. Check out Guanabee’s 5 Most Epic Quinces Fails, after the jump:
Baked? Alaska And See.
Lesson: Flaming beverages are not appropriate for quinces celebrations and should only be served in Polynesian-themed resorts or at wakes.
Flaming Waiters
Lesson: The fact that this has happened at two separate quinces boggles the mind. If you didn’t immediately realize dumping flaming lighter fluid on the floor was a poor idea, you deserve your weekend job as a dancing waiter.
Hold Me Closer, Tiny Dancer
Lesson: You can’t dance.
No One Likes The Electric Slide
Lesson: While you’re off thinking you’re hot shit in your highly-flammable (as we now know) fancy dress, your primito experiences his first shocker.
Ni Una Copa Mas
Lesson: Chubby boys in little shorts (or ladies who look like them) are not to be relied on for anything, ever. Except funny videos.
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That last one is not a boy..it’s a very short older woman in a mini-skirt
This is why nobody wants our inauguration ball.
Whatever happened to stop drop and roll?
LMAO @ Smokey the Bear…I was thinking the same damn thing, yelling it at my computer screen.
Great, just we the world needs - another youth that’s going to be typecast as the “Fiery Latina” for the rest of her life…
omg looool that 1st video was hilaaarious! and so sad and tragic… also who plays depressive ass “life in mono” at their quince?
No wonder Obama doesn’t want Latinos on his cabinet. We would so light the white house on fire.
Was that child being electrocuted??!! Holy crap!
This is so funny and timely…my little sister’s quince is this weekend, and as a madrina I’ll have to give her a tip of not carrying flaming cups!