Guanabee Presents: “Luis Miguel’s Underwear Have Been Stolen!” - A Play In One Act

While visiting Argentina, orangey-gold singer Luis Miguel came cara to culo with the strangeness and power of super fans. As he prepared to leave his hotel, Luis Miguel had his minions look through his belongings to make sure nothing had gone missing. Usually, everything would check out. But, this time, something had gone missing! Luckily, Guanabee has an exclusive transcript of what went down:

“S-sir?” squeaked one minion, clutching nervously at the tiny purple bowler hats Luis Miguel makes his staff wear.

“Yes?” replied Luis Miguel, calmly riding his pet tiger.

“There is… something missing.” The minion gulped, then continued: “Your black Dolce & Gabbana underwear. They’re not here!”

LuisMi whipped around, nearly toppling over from his luxuriant, furry perch. His staff coughed awkwardly and quickly averted their collective gaze. “What do you mean they’re not here?” he roared. “Find them, you fools!”

Turns out, the underwear had been snatched surreptitiously by a hotel maid by the name of Patricia, who was promptly fired.

~ End scene. ~

¡Le robaron a Luismi! La mucama se llevó un calzoncillo del cuarto [Minuto Uno]