Jennifer Lopez And Marc Anthony Will Announce Their Divorce With A Duet

29 December 2008, 10:55 AM. By Alex Alvarez

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Not a couple to draw too much attention to themselves, Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony are apparently planning to announce their coming divorce after performing a duet at Madison Square Garden. Says a “friend” of the subtle, elegant couple:

“Marc and Jennifer are planning on announcing their divorce right after Marc’s show at Madison Square Garden on Feb. 14. Jennifer is planning on joining Marc onstage for a surprise duet. Things haven’t been right for a while now, and they thought it would be a bittersweet farewell.”


Oh please. They thought it would be a way to drum up ticket sales.

But enough of sad things! Let’s remember these two goat suckers as they were in happier, more adulterous times, shall we?:

Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony heading for Valentine splitsville [NY Daily News]

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  1. (+1)
    Janeiro wrote

    I can’t believe Jennifer went and had kids with that ugly-ass fool. Those kids are ugly as sin. Damn!

  2. (+1)
    D wrote

    Now that’s a great deal! Breakup AND a show!

    D.
    http://www.mrdealpresents.com

  3. (+1)
    NerdFairy wrote

    Wow they sure are a couple of drama queens aren’t they?

  4. (+1)
    Lulu wrote

    J-Lo will also announce that she’s been fucking a man with an actual pulse and a dick thicker than a pencil.

    Too bad she’s left with those ugly kids.

    For being such an ugly bastard, he sure has a ton of children.

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