Madonna’s Latest Latino Accessory Is Model Jesus Luz

 Jesus Luz?! Someone’s mom was pretty fucking vain. Madonna is experiencing her own second coming with a model — the aforementioned Jesus Luz — she met while doing a photo shoot for W magazine in Rio de Janeiro.

She invited him to join her as she continued on the South American leg of her “Sweet & Sticky” tour. According to the Brazilian press, the two are doing gross, terrible things.

‘Everyone knows they are ficando - which is a Portuguese expression that means they are kissing and doing other things but without any obligation of being faithful or getting into a relationship afterwards.’

This, of course, puts a wrench in Madonna’s budding relationship with fellow homewrecker Alex Rodriguez, who reportedly left wife Cynthia to pursue a relationship with the singing bag of gristle.

Need a reason for the season? Check out more photos of Jesus, after the jump:

He’s… there. Some people just look their best while glowering or staring blankly ahead, we suppose.

Eh. Wouldn’t Madonna, like. Crush him?

Madonna ‘loved up with new Latino toyboy Jesus’ … and there’s no sign of A-Rod [Daily Mail]