Nativity Plays Show Children Are Terrible Actors, A Bunch Of Drunks

The Times’ website is looking for pictures of your child in his or her nativity play. They make a special point of asking people to kindly not sent in picture’s of other people’s children. So if you’re creepy, you’re out of luck.

We loved being in our nativity play, way back when in kindergarten, when life was good, maps were long and snacks were plentiful. We were an angel (obvs) and our mom made our wings instead of using the version the school supplied. So, as we proceeded down the aisle towards the stage, every other Christmas angel got her wings stuck on the back of a chair… except us. They got even by all getting breast implants senior year.

Anyway. Check out some adorable nativity plays after the jump. Feel free to share your own nativity play stories, too:

Tired on lying down with lions, one little lamb decides he’d rather kidnap Jesus. That baby donkey is clearly drunk.

This is pretty much exactly how it went down. Isn’t it weird how Herod sounds just like the Teen Girl Squad?

Obvs the greatest Christmas story ever told. Tuki tuki tuki tuki!

Your Nativity play pictures [Times Online]