Noelia Is Too Ashamed To Talk About Her Sex Video, She Says, Talking About Her Sex Video

Noelia popped out from behind her giant volume of The Complete Idiot’s Guide To Leaking Sex Tapes to let us all know that she’s still hurting over the recent release of extended footage from her infamous and fucking neverending sex tape. Try aloe? She blames her stepfather, Topy Mamery, yet again, for releasing the video that launched a thousand chocha jokes. But, you know, what doesn’t kill her makes her stronger and she has faith and hope and blah, blah, blah:

“When the video came out the first time, it definitely violated my sense of privacy. The damage done by that video is beyond repair. But, this time around, it didn’t hurt me. Although every time someone talks to me about it, I feel ashamed.”

Haven’t we been through all this each and every time someone marginally famous has a sex tape? Yes, it’s so embarrassing. God, the shame. Oh, the free publicity. Mija, just go with it, you know?

Square your shoulders, flip your hair back and say, “Yes I sat on my ex boyfriend and spiraled around and around like a hurricane. Y que?” And then you slap whomever asked you about it. With your pan de chocha, to let them know you ain’t playing.

Avergüenza a Noelia hablar sobre video íntimo [El Universal]