Nom…. Nom?: Pompas On A Stick Provide Buttery Goodness

If your usual fruit-rimming proclivities leave you with an unsavory aftertaste, then perhaps you should consider ramming your tongue into these “Juicy Butt Crystal Barley Lollipops.” It’s telling that we’re most grossed out by the fact that they’re made with barley.

Here’s what the treat’s creator has to say:

Don’t be the butt of the joke!

Get to the bottom of things with a good ass licking!!

An orgasmic delight to the taste buds, these handmade lollipops are a sure hit for anyone with a sense of humor and a sweet tooth! Great for bachelor/bachelorette parties, gag gifts and just an ingenious way to ensure your mother in law never snoops in your mail again!

Gag gifts indeed! And why would your mother-in-law be looking through your mail anyway? And who says she’d be freaked out by a little ass pop?

The lollipops retail for $14.95 for a pack of 10 and come in Orange, Strawberry, Lemon, Lime, Cherry, Raspberry, Cheesecake, Bubblegum, Apple, Maple, Blueberry, Watermelon, Root Beer OR — our favorite — Chocolate! Was Dingleberry discontinued?

Juicy Butt Crystal Barley Lollipops - 10 Lickable Bottoms [Etsy]