Nom Nom: Spunky Natural Harvest Author Fotie Photenhauer Creates “Guanabee Horchata”

Fotie Photenhauer, author of the much-talked-about (especially, constantly, around Guanabee headquarters) semen cooking book Natural Harvest has given us yet another awesome shout-out. This time, he’s created a drink especially for us! Says Fotie:

In honor of my newfound latina friends over at Guanabee, here’s a delicious recipe for a cinnamon-cum rice drink that everyone can enjoy!

We take back every bad thing we’ve said about the horrors of the internet and online social networking. Close your eyes and grab on tight, the recipe for “Guanabee Horchata” is after the jump:

Ingredients:

* 6 cups water

* 1 cup uncooked white rice

* 1/3 cup almond meal (ground almonds will work too)

* 1 whole cinnamon stick

* one serving of semen (~ 1 tablespoon)

* 3/4 teaspoon vanilla

* 1/2 cup white sugar

Directions:

Using a coffee grinder (or a blender), grind the rice into a fine powder. Mix the rice, almond meal and cinnamon stick with two cups of water. Cover tightly and let it set for at least 4 hours.

Remove the cinnamon stick and blend the rice/almond mixture in a blender until the mixture is smooth. Add 2 more cups of water and continue blending the mixture for 30 seconds. Pour the mixture through a coffee filter to remove all the sediment. You may need to use several filters.

Stir the sugar, vanilla, and semen into 2 cups of water until the sugar dissolves and the semen isn’t clumpy. Cover and refrigerate.

Serve cold and enjoy!

Seriously, who is getting us this book for Christmas? We need a good recipe for knob nog.

Guanabee Horchata [Fotie Photenhauer's Store]