Nude Photos Of TV Azteca Reporter Geraldine Bazan Are Way Less Creepy Than Her Ultrasound Pictures

Our brother, Machochip, is all excited over the fact that Meixcan news anchor Geraldine Bazan decided to let her massive chesticles hang out. Bazan lives in Miami — that mythical land where women with cantaloupe-sized mammaries traipse about in hot pants and roller skates — and works for TV Azteca. You can check Machochip for Geraldine’s teta pics while wondering from which journalism schools TV Azteca most likes to recruit.

She’s currently dating Gabriel Soto, who is orange and was once in the boy band “Kairo.”

She also happens to have the single most frightening ultrasound we have ever seen. Check out the horror, after the jump. We don’t refer to them as “womb trolls” because we’re mean. Or… not solely because we’re mean:

Mexican Newscaster Geraldine Bazan Creates A Newsflash In Our Pants [Machochip]
El ultrasonido de Geraldine Bazán [Que Chisme]