O Baby: Budget Baby Bouncer Puts Your Old Vibrator To Use, Saves Money

The “O Baby B is for Bear CREAM Vibrating Baby Bouncer” — a gently vibrating lounger for lazy babies — not only has an unnecessarily long name, it is also, apparently, unnecessarily expensive. Luckily, one new mother in Britain came up with an innovative and inexpensive way to recreate the bouncing baby chair for her little womb troll. She went ahead and shared her tips on Amazon UK:

I borrowed this bouncer from a friend as I’d been having a lot of trouble getting my little one to settle. It worked well, but it seems like these are a lot of money for what you actually get so in the end I just bought one of the cheap basic models. Sam did like the vibration effect on this O Baby one, but to save money I just used my own vibrator which I haven’t been using much anyway since my new partner moved in. I put it in a sock and fastened it on to the frame of the bouncer with a ribbon. Works fine.

What a Crafty Cathy! Old vibrators have loads of uses, actually. Cut out a pair of felt ears, hot glue them to your vibe and, voila! You have a bouncing bunny teething toy. Cover your old vibrating double-ended dildo with glow-in-the-dark stickers and, vrrrrooom! Say hello to your very own budget glow worm toy.

We choose to interpret your horrified stares and gagging noises as applause. You’re welcome.

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