Penelope Cruz Wears Tiny Hat To Opening Of “Unbreakable Kiss’ Mistletoe Installation In NYC

Penelope Cruz wore a tiny, ridiculous bowler hat as the attended the official opening of the Diamond is Forever Unbreakable Kiss Mistletoe Installation to support the Elton John AIDS Foundation. And we bet you just wore your tiny, ridiculous bowler hat home on World AIDS Day. Way to do your part, guys.

While we commend Penelope’s commitment to charity, we can’t help but continuously be distracted by the tininess — and overall ridiculousness — of that hat.

After the jump, allow us to give suggestion on hats that would have, perhaps, been a little bit more suitable given her charming bouclé skirt suit:

So this is the offending work of haberdashery in question:

Offensive, yes? Well, how about a…

Red Lacquer Straw Hat

The red adds a festive, holiday touch and happens to be the color associated with the AIDS awareness movement. If you’re looking for something a little more subtle, there’s the following:

Cream and Black Fascinator

We’ll admit to loving fascinators, especially when paired with something as dressy and vintage-looking as Penelope’s (quite probably) Chanel skirt suit. Speaking of which, one can’t go wrong with a…

Black Straw Chanel Hat

Especially when one is drowning in money. If Penelope had really wanted to do something over the top, she could also go with master hatmaker Philip Treacy’s designs:

Yup. Perfect.

Penelope Cruz [ Splash News]