Ricky Martin’s Greatest Gift Of All: A Christmas Photo With His New Twins
9 December 2008, 9:45 AM. By Alex Alvarez
Singer Ricky Martin, sitting high in his tower of ivory and leather, decided it was time to bestow onto a suffering world a slight reprieve. “What,” he asked, as -hot male yoga instructors in loin cloths- as women with big lady-boobs sprinkled rose petals over his nude and glistening body, “can I give for Christmas this year?” He had already given the gift of “Shake Your Bom Bom.” What more could there be to give?
The new father, whose twins were born via surrogate last August in Los Angeles, decided to give close friends and family Christmas cards featuring the first ever photo of his babies. Obviously, Guanabee was on Ricky’s list and we’ve decided, in the spirit of the holiday, to share our card with all of you. Share in the joy, after the jump:
And as an added stocking stuffer? Enjoy this beautiful bit of prose, courtesy of Google Translate:
At last, after four months of reaching the world Ricky Martin will present to their children, but will only be among his closest friends who decided to send a Christmas card with the singer posing beside a Christmas tree, carrying his two suckers.
And a happy Christmas to all!
Presenta Ricky Martin a sus gemelos [El Universal]
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Dammit Guanabee! I got all excited.
Now I know what Ricky’s next artistic venture will be. Reprising the Fred McMurray role on a beloved TV series, but this time he’s the single dad with hot male yoga instructors who help him in the raising of his offspring, in a show called…wait for it…My Three Suckers.