Roselyn Sanchez’s Puerto Rican Wedding Turns Into “The Eva Longoria Show”
1 December 2008, 11:15 AM. By Alex Alvarez
Actress Roselyn Sanchez married long-time boyfriend Eric Winter in Puerto Rico over the weekend. The wedding took place on the island of Vieques, with Rosalyn wearing an embroidered wedding dress and veil, as well as a 4.3 carat diamond ring. This is probably the best she’s ever looked! Although we can’t say this for certain, what with our tendency to completely forget what she looks like.
Actressish individual Eva Longoria was in attendance, showing off an even shorter new hairstyle and a truly… interesting… zebra-striped dress.
For many more pictures of Rosalyn looking lovely and Eva in her tragic plea for attention, click through:
Is that an accordion pleat? Is that a giant bejewled cummerband? Is someone stepping on your horrible dress?
Know what, déjalo, mija. This is the best thing that could have happened to it.
Guanabee did not hire this glamorous flame-haired woman to attend the wedding.
Roselyn prepared for her grand entrance by hiding in a dystopian landscape.
Aw, pretty. Congrats!
Roselyn Sanchez Moments Before Wedding [Zimbio]
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I’m not a big expert on this stuff, but why does someone wear a dress with a train to someone else’s wedding? I guess you’re not exagerando with your laser-focused mission for Eva destruction.
Eva has some nerve. Not only to upstage the bride with a dress that that has a train but to find the ugliest dress with a train. “All on eyes on me, Eva, Im fat but I’m a size zero!”
You’re a bad friend Eva.
That’s it, then. The two gay guys have spoken. Any future issues on fashion, etquette, or how you should live your life can be sent to:
The Two Gay Guys
Guanabee
Heaven, D.F.
If she had a horse face and wore zebra print, the jokes would write themselves. But this is a rat face in zebra print which is not only confusing to us, but to all of the animal kingdom.
Wow Eva….I thought she was supposed to be pretty or something? Sorry but she is ugly. And wow, did she put out an order for the ugliest dress in the world?
Sorry Eva but this is 2008 not the 70’s with that dress!!!
And I don’t know if anyone told you but “short hair” does not become you!
You look like somebody when you put makeup & long hair on, child…do us all a favor & don’t try new things, please!!!