Twilight’s Robert Pattinson Might Be Sucking With Actress Camilla Belle

Absurdly-coiffed actor Robert Pattinson is rumored to be dating Camilla Belle, who is, in turn, rumored to be dating singer Joe Jonas. Who is rumored to have her exact same face.

The two were photographed having lunch together and posing awkwardly while in Venice. Mais, why? The two don’t seem to be working together on any upcoming films. Interestingly, though, Camilla, who is fluent in Portuguese, is currently working on a film called À Deriva — a Brazilian film, no less! — that sounds kinda sexy. Hark:

A 1980s-set drama about a teenage girl undergoing her sexual awakening when she learns about her father’s infidelities.

That sounds intriguing. Especially since Vincent Cassel is also in it. If only Camilla didn’t have the emotive range of a plasta de caca, as anyone who was duped into watching 10,000 B.C. will surely attest.

So anyway. Robert Pattinson. Camilla Belle. Patt LaBelle? Good couple’s name? Or Best Couple’s Name ever?

Robert Pattinson Camilla Belle Dating Rumors [PopCrunch]
À Deriva [IMDB]