Video: “Crash” TV Series Deals With Important Issues Facing Hot Guatemalan Immigrants - Theft, ICE Raids, And Deep Conditioning

We’ve never watched Starz’s “Crash” series, mostly because the movie sucked butt and also because we don’t own a television, but apparently we’ve been missing out on the hotness that is Cesar the Guatemalan Immigrant.

We’ve so many questions about Cesar! Mainly this one: How does he get his hair to look like it’s been cut at an expensive salon in Williamsburg or Silver Lake when he’s on the run from ICE! Cesar, what is your secret?

You can watch the entire episode tonight at 10 pm Eastern but, in the meantime, check out some clips and try to figure out what conditioner Cesar uses. Probably some expensive shit, right? That doesn’t like Suave hair:

Part The First: In Which Cesar Deals With Latino-on-Latino Hate / A Bit Of Light Petting

A quibble: “I know you’re from Guatemala” is not the same as “I can tell you’re from Guatemala.”

Part The Second: In Which Cesar Unloads His Big, Hot Gun On Some Rebellious, Sleeveless Youth

Part The Third: In Which Cesar’s Hair Looks Awesome While Bad Shit Goes Down